Comments on: Who Should Play He-Man and She-Ra? http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/ Booze, boys, girls, bars, celebs and a bunch of other shit Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:38:29 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Nunya http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-392 Nunya Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:38:29 +0000 http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-392 Randy Couture should be the next He-Man, hands down! Randy Couture should be the next He-Man, hands down!

]]> By: WWEDIVA http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-106 WWEDIVA Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:19:42 +0000 http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-106 HE-MAN SOULD GO TO HHH THE ROCK PAUL WALKER STONE COLD OR JOHN CENA AND SH-RE SOULD BE THAT WOMAN FROM SPECIES HE-MAN SOULD GO TO HHH THE ROCK PAUL WALKER STONE COLD OR JOHN CENA AND SH-RE SOULD BE THAT WOMAN FROM SPECIES

]]> By: Bruce Darren Acosta http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-33 Bruce Darren Acosta Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:24:18 +0000 http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-33 TRAVIS FIMMEL AS HE-MAN. My choice is that Australian model and actor Travis'Tarzn'Fimmel could play He-Man in a live action remake of Masters Of The Universe maybe yummy Jessica Biel could play Teela Tom Sellick as Man At Arms and Eva Longoria as the Sorcercess,yum. Fimmel could make a good He-Man than Dolph Lundgren if he gets the role bur I'm not sure. Thank You. BRUCE ACOSTA AUSTRALIA. TRAVIS FIMMEL AS HE-MAN.

My choice is that Australian model and actor Travis’Tarzn’Fimmel could play He-Man in a live action remake of Masters Of The Universe maybe yummy Jessica Biel could play Teela Tom Sellick as Man At Arms and Eva Longoria as the Sorcercess,yum.
Fimmel could make a good He-Man than Dolph Lundgren if he gets the role bur I’m not sure.
Thank You.
BRUCE ACOSTA
AUSTRALIA.

]]> By: mpowerposse http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-32 mpowerposse Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:01:13 +0000 http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-32 He-man would stick his ten-foot pole right up your ass. He-man would stick his ten-foot pole right up your ass.

]]> By: El Gammy http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-31 El Gammy Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:48:15 +0000 http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-31 I wouldn't touch you with my ten-foot pole either... I wouldn’t touch you with my ten-foot pole either…

]]> By: mpowerposse http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-30 mpowerposse Thu, 31 May 2007 22:14:44 +0000 http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-30 you know nothing about the wonders of my vagina and its gonna stay that way...cause i wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole. nuff said. you know nothing about the wonders of my vagina and its gonna stay that way…cause i wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pole. nuff said.

]]> By: El Gammy http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-29 El Gammy Thu, 31 May 2007 21:55:24 +0000 http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-29 By the way, I called you mpowerpussy based on the fact that you're a wuss and you don't even eat meat, not because your vagina is all-powerful and majestic. By the way, I called you mpowerpussy based on the fact that you’re a wuss and you don’t even eat meat, not because your vagina is all-powerful and majestic.

]]> By: El Gammy http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-28 El Gammy Thu, 31 May 2007 21:46:51 +0000 http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-28 Listen, mpowerpussy, I don't take kindly to folks who call me "homophobic maniac." For the record, I'm a Homophobic Psycho, alright? Sheeesh. Moving on, brothers and sisters get it on all the time in soft-core porn movies, so I HADN'T forgotten about He-Man and She-Ra's sibling relationship, thank you very much. I just figured that somewhere during the action, She-Ra wouldn't be able to resist just standing back and watching He-Man and Teela going at it. Undoubtedly, Will Ferrell's "helmeted" hero (get it?) will also get in on the action, making it the most powerful 4-way gang-bang in the history of adult entertainment. Here's He-Man's cumshot line: "I HAVE THE POWER!!" [SPLOOOOOSH] And this is what He-Man says to achieve an erection: "By the power of GreySkull" [goes from short and shribbled to a full glowing 9"] See? It's way too easy. And while I'd love to see Scarlett getting stuffed, I wouldn't want it be by a fag like He-Man. I still wouldn't mind watching Walken poke some hot young chick though (don't ask). Listen, mpowerpussy, I don’t take kindly to folks who call me “homophobic maniac.” For the record, I’m a Homophobic Psycho, alright? Sheeesh.

Moving on, brothers and sisters get it on all the time in soft-core porn movies, so I HADN’T forgotten about He-Man and She-Ra’s sibling relationship, thank you very much. I just figured that somewhere during the action, She-Ra wouldn’t be able to resist just standing back and watching He-Man and Teela going at it. Undoubtedly, Will Ferrell’s “helmeted” hero (get it?) will also get in on the action, making it the most powerful 4-way gang-bang in the history of adult entertainment.

Here’s He-Man’s cumshot line: “I HAVE THE POWER!!” [SPLOOOOOSH]

And this is what He-Man says to achieve an erection: “By the power of GreySkull” [goes from short and shribbled to a full glowing 9"]

See? It’s way too easy. And while I’d love to see Scarlett getting stuffed, I wouldn’t want it be by a fag like He-Man. I still wouldn’t mind watching Walken poke some hot young chick though (don’t ask).

]]> By: mpowerposse http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-27 mpowerposse Thu, 31 May 2007 21:29:44 +0000 http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-27 Well, El-douche, yes I give you credit for suggesting CW as Skeletor. However, in your horn-ball mind you seem to have forgotten two things... 1. She-Ra is He-Man's twin sister (so Heath would be doing more than tainting Scarlett's lips) and 2. He-Man and Teela had a thing going... so some other broad would be tainted by his lips. You Homophobic maniac...you should be brought outside and shot. Well, El-douche, yes I give you credit for suggesting CW as Skeletor. However, in your horn-ball mind you seem to have forgotten two things… 1. She-Ra is He-Man’s twin sister (so Heath would be doing more than tainting Scarlett’s lips) and 2. He-Man and Teela had a thing going… so some other broad would be tainted by his lips. You Homophobic maniac…you should be brought outside and shot.

]]> By: El Gammy http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-26 El Gammy Thu, 31 May 2007 21:21:21 +0000 http://mpowerposse.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/who-should-play-he-man-and-she-ra/#comment-26 First of all, I don't appreciate not getting credit for suggesting Walken as Skeletor in the first place. You don't need to put makeup on him, he's just ready to go as Skeletor. I totally called it. Second, at first I wanted someone cool like The Rock to play He-Man, but then I remembered He-Man is a total gaywad, so I'd prefer for another total gaywad to be cast as He-Man, such as Heath Ledger or... Heath Ledger. Fucking gaywad. Third, although I think Scarlett Johansson would be perfect for She-Ra in terms of cup size, beauty and other ASSets, I wouldn't want her tainted by Heath Ledger's gay lips, so I'd prefer that it be some big-breasted but otherwise talentless whore straight from out of the adult film industry. You know... come to think of it, I don't see why this upcoming He-Man movie shouldn't be a straight up soft-core porn movie released straight to DVD. After Brokeback, there's no more room for gayness on the big screen. Oh, and Will Ferrell should totally play He-Man's mustached sidekick guy. You know, that guy with the helmet and the club? Yeah, only THEN might this gaystrocity of a movie be worth watching. First of all, I don’t appreciate not getting credit for suggesting Walken as Skeletor in the first place. You don’t need to put makeup on him, he’s just ready to go as Skeletor. I totally called it.

Second, at first I wanted someone cool like The Rock to play He-Man, but then I remembered He-Man is a total gaywad, so I’d prefer for another total gaywad to be cast as He-Man, such as Heath Ledger or… Heath Ledger. Fucking gaywad.

Third, although I think Scarlett Johansson would be perfect for She-Ra in terms of cup size, beauty and other ASSets, I wouldn’t want her tainted by Heath Ledger’s gay lips, so I’d prefer that it be some big-breasted but otherwise talentless whore straight from out of the adult film industry.

You know… come to think of it, I don’t see why this upcoming He-Man movie shouldn’t be a straight up soft-core porn movie released straight to DVD. After Brokeback, there’s no more room for gayness on the big screen.

Oh, and Will Ferrell should totally play He-Man’s mustached sidekick guy. You know, that guy with the helmet and the club? Yeah, only THEN might this gaystrocity of a movie be worth watching.

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