We all know how rampant DUI’s can be. We all know many people that have them…especially if you live in the state of Arizona, where I believe more people than not do…due to the extremely strict DUI policies.  But when it comes to strange DUI’s these really take the cake.

CASE #1:

A man in Australia was arrested for drunk driving this week with a blood alcohol content of 0.31 (shouldn’t he be dead!?! That is six times over the legal limit!) and was so intoxicated that he fell asleep at the wheel…or shall I say controls, of a motorized wheel chair. Even better, it’s not like the man was on the sidewalk… he was in the turning lane of a major highway. Apparently other motorists were having to swerve to avoid him. Way to go champ, way to go!

Fun Fact: Other “vehicles” you can get a DUI with in Australia: Horses, bicycles, wheelchairs, and skateboards.

CASE #2:

Oh Alaska, home of the rugged wilderness… and 20-year-old men starved for something, anything to do. In North Pole, Alaska this week, police received calls about a drunken man serving through lawns. The high, i mean slow, speed chase lasted for 200 feet at speeds of up to 5 mph! Poor Wyatt Lewis had a BAC of 0.18 (over twice the legal limit) and was arrested for driving a riding lawn mower while intoxicated.

I am very curious as to if he had the blades down and if so… what do those lawns look like?! Maybe he created some interesting patterns and instead of calling the cops, the neighbors should have given him $5 and a glass of lemonade.

Wow, it’s really been awhile since I’ve had the  time and gusto to write… let’s put it this way…been busy and Top Chef really blew this season.

Many know how obsessed I am and have been since I was a wee tyke with Indiana Jones. I finally saw the fourth installment, which mind you I had been waiting over 9 years for, and well… I don’t really want to talk about it. It pains me a little. But one good think I can say is at least the heroine they brought back was Marion and not the annoying chick from Temple of Doom.

On the bright side… things are looking good for the future. More pop culture and ridiculousness to come…

Months after news of a new album and days before the official release, finally I am able to lay my ears on the new Burial album……..so goddamn good! If you’ve heard the first album, this new one takes everything that was great about that album and focuses only on those parts. Nothing but some serious middle of the night, back alley, haunted dance club shit, all complete with those amazing vocal samples which he seems to be able to pull from the outer reaches of record bin heaven. This week Pitchfork will give this album at least a 9 (or else I officially don’t know how they rate albums). If you’ve never heard of Burial just put it on when it’s dark and your nights will never be the same.

Every once in a while you might spot a huge douchebag, you make fun of them and then they are gone forever. Well somebody has gone through the trouble of collecting many pictures of the biggest bags of douche you will ever see www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com. Here’s a little taste

There’s no hot chick in this video, just a huge douchebag named Malibu (the interview at the end makes the video worthwhile)

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

 And yes, that is Spencer “the douche” Pratt and Perez Hilton in the background. Perez ain’t digging it.

I just snack blacked at ‘Potle. The tacs are so unreal. If you want to get completely ridiculous, ask them to include a few soft tac shells if you order the hard tacs…  double dec style, I witness my good friend Lance Rocke try this awhile ago.. wise, wise man… they will look at you like a deer in the headlights, guaranteed. So be on the lookout.

On a side note, the vox on Fugazi’s track ‘Cashout’ on the Argument sounds a lot like RHCP.. so unfortunate, so right out.. might have to remove this mess.

Maybe I am crazy…but I couldn’t stop laughing when i saw this clip. It’s kinda long but worth it. What did they feed those kids for breakfast?!? I mean come on!

I’m sorry…but this is still one of the funniest office (american) clips I have ever seen. I think this is a brilliant idea. I just wish I knew people that had their own stationary and a fax machine.

This may be a very old rant from a previous episode…but going into the final challenge I felt compelled to post this letter which has a lot of the bitter rage of Tre’s departure that let’s face it, most of us are still feeling. Thanks to the fan who wrote this.   

Dear Tom, Padma, Fruit cake in the blazer,

Nice work sending home Tre last night. You just sent home the top competitor

on a show now left with miscreant premadonna hacks. He took over a restaurant were

no one wanted to cook apparently. CJ was too busy reminiscing about lost

times with his teste, Casey was still trying to dice onions in under an

hour and Brian, well he didn’t really mess anything up.

Meanwhile, Dale and his bald-hawk remain in the midst with his

greased crew of characters. Howie’s sucking on oysters and Fat

Joey is showing up anywhere that has free food. We remember you

crying you fat bastard.

How tuff was Tre when he left? I was waiting for him to kick open the door. The school of

hard knocks taught him well.

Finally! 12 years after the death of the show, The State is coming to dvd.  It’s the best thing that ever aired on MTV, and right up there with Mr. Show and Upright Citizens Brigade as the best sketch comedy shows ever.