Nudity Strikes Again – Tempe’s Bum?

Now, I have seen some things in my day and age, but never have I awoken to such a sight… I guess I should start at the beginning… Last night, I finished my final paper for college (that’s right! I am done!) Anyways, I am biking home and I pass by Arleigh and Brian’s on the way to my abode…as I am passing by i see a man with a bicycle rummaging through the trash… Of course, it is late, so my mind does the… “Just keep on biking, just keep on biking” …So, then I get home, proceed to grab the 18 pack of PBR from my fridge and walk over to Arls. …Blah, Blah, Blah… So I go back to my house and notice that there is a bike leaned up against my fence in my drive-way with a box of beer strapped to it… uh, what is this doing here? Anyways, I ignore it…go out, come home at 4 am and what do you know, the bike is still there… This morning i wake up for work and open my front door…there is a man standing outside my front fence, looking at me…

Him: Hey (in a drunken slur)

Me: Uh, hey

Him: That’s my bike

Me: Uh, okay…

Him: I lost my pants

Me: (thinking: holy shit, he is naked…! Gross!) Uh…

Him: Do you have any pajama pants I can wear?

Me: Um, no i do not, I am late for work, you cannot park your bike here, this is private property

Him: I need some pants

Needless to say, i left, as he started walking down the street…I was unsure as to if I should call the cops or not so I called my roommate who happened to be home and said she would watch out and call the PO-LICE if need be…

What a way to start the day… I was thankful I was not wearing glasses because a bums bum or wanker…I do not want to see!

What is it with people…and how did he lose his pants?

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