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The Hill’s Heidi Montag Lip-Syncing Adventure

October 2, 2007

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

 And yes, that is Spencer “the douche” Pratt and Perez Hilton in the background. Perez ain’t digging it.

Johnny Depp in Japan – strangest thing ever

September 26, 2007

Maybe I am crazy…but I couldn’t stop laughing when i saw this clip. It’s kinda long but worth it. What did they feed those kids for breakfast?!? I mean come on!

The Office – “Future Dwight”

September 26, 2007

I’m sorry…but this is still one of the funniest office (american) clips I have ever seen. I think this is a brilliant idea. I just wish I knew people that had their own stationary and a fax machine.

Top Chef Season 3 – letter to the judges

September 26, 2007

This may be a very old rant from a previous episode…but going into the final challenge I felt compelled to post this letter which has a lot of the bitter rage of Tre’s departure that let’s face it, most of us are still feeling. Thanks to the fan who wrote this.   

Dear Tom, Padma, Fruit cake in the blazer,

Nice work sending home Tre last night. You just sent home the top competitor

on a show now left with miscreant premadonna hacks. He took over a restaurant were

no one wanted to cook apparently. CJ was too busy reminiscing about lost

times with his teste, Casey was still trying to dice onions in under an

hour and Brian, well he didn’t really mess anything up.

Meanwhile, Dale and his bald-hawk remain in the midst with his

greased crew of characters. Howie’s sucking on oysters and Fat

Joey is showing up anywhere that has free food. We remember you

crying you fat bastard.

How tuff was Tre when he left? I was waiting for him to kick open the door. The school of

hard knocks taught him well.

I wanna dip my balls in it!

September 25, 2007

Finally! 12 years after the death of the show, The State is coming to dvd.  It’s the best thing that ever aired on MTV, and right up there with Mr. Show and Upright Citizens Brigade as the best sketch comedy shows ever.

Second Coming of Ian Brown

September 17, 2007

Ian Brown’s last nine sub-par solo records don’t compare to the Stone Roses debut or his work with UNKLE. But hey, who cares when you can hand out “California Smiles” with a genie on stage. Bite the curb, Ian will take care of your head with a trainer-stomp.

I am the lightning, I am theeee heat, I am the rainnnnnnnn.

Grease it up.

September 17, 2007

It’s too bad sweet dudes like R. Blackman aren’t still playing for the 07′ Mavs sqaud. 

Honestly, if it was 1984 again the looming NBA season would have you so stoked you’d be wearing a Suns pants suit, doing the shuttlerun all day in the gym.